Saturday, August 14, 2010

Post Fifteen

Well well well, would you look who it is? Yep mother fuckers, its me again! Sorry I didnt make a post last night. I did see the movie though! (If you forget and you're too lazy to look one post behind, I saw Scott Pilgrim vs. The World... laaazy >:[)I just wanna say, it was AWESOME! Not many people in the theatre at that time so it was pretty cool, but the movie itself was just amazing! I now want to read the books so that I can see exactly what happened and how different the two are :P So yes, if you like comic books and you like video games and you like music, go see this movie!

Other than that, it was a pretty good day. You know, other than the fact I got into a fucking fight with some other Lycans and got sent to the nurses office with a cracked cheek bone and a slightly burned arm. Yeah, some Lycans were picking on Mika for god knows why, and I stepped in then their leader punched me hard enough that it bled for a good two seconds before it healed. I quickly leapt at him, and a fight progressed from there. He managed to get my arm in the sun just enough to give it a minor burn (about 3.5 seconds in the sun would have given it a 2nd degree burn), but the best part was, where as I was just sent away with a fractured cheek bone and a burned arm, he was sent away with his leg broken in three parts and several gashes across his body. I bet he'll think twice before trying to attack me again >.<

We were warned that if we fought again, we'd have to go to the principals office. I've never met the principal so I dont know if it's a nice guy or a mean guy... or girl... no one talks about the principal... Mika and Liam haven't even spoken to them. Apparently everyone just talks to the vice principal (who I had to explain to that we weren't fighting in public, that we were fighting in a back alley way and that no one saw what was going on). So yeah, no more fighting I guess...

CREEPY PRINCIPAL D:

Night Mofo's :P

Ryder March Vondescure

Friday, August 13, 2010

Post Fourteen

Oh god, where does the time go? Oh god that was really fucking cheesy >.<" Anyways, I've been busy for the past few days, so I'm sorry there was no post. These teachers like to give you a shit load of homework even when its supposed to be summer break. I guess there is no summer break.

Never mind, Liam just told me summer break is from June 30th to July 18th. Just my luck, eh? -_-"

Anyways, classes have been okay actually. The teachers are pretty sweet. Its just the students that really seem to piss me off. They walk around as if they own the place. They treat anyone who gets in their way like trash and honestly if I could, I'd rip their faces off. Grrr...

This school seems to have mellowed me out somehow though. That's for sure. And I guess I can't complain about having more school because we get three day weekends. Yep, we get Friday off. Which is why I'm going out in my full clothing and umbrella and seeing SCOTT PILGRIM!!! :D Movie looks soooo good! Liam, Mika and I are going out in less than an hour to go see it! The only thing is that I can't let sunlight hit me at all... so we're taking a special light blocking taxi and saying i have an allergy to the sun... and that Liam was attacked by sparkles... Did you know that? Fairies sparkle in sunlight? See, I think Edward Cullen in twilight was not a fucking vampire, but a fairy. That would make more sense (fucking pretty boy...). Anyways, I'm just sitting here, sipping on a packet of blood while waiting for Mika and Liam.

Oh yeah, there's that too. The school actually provides blood for the students, but apparently I'm the only one to sign up for the program. It's also considered being a vegetarian, despite the fact that I'm still drinking blood. Sound weird? Yeah, I think it is. Rah. Oh well, life is confusing.

Oh another news flash. Mika, Liam and I are starting some diversity club... or continuing it haha. Liam and Mika apparently had one before, but they weren't forceful enough. But they think with me they can knock some sense into those mother fucker's heads. I don't think I'm that forceful.... am I?

Anyways, I'm off. I'll be back later to tell you how Scott Pilgrim vs The World went!
Bye Mother fuckers ;)

Ryder March Vondescure

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Post Thirteen

Well, it is 12:53 and despite the fact that I am EXHAUSTED, I am writing again to you all because I just love you that much ;P Plus it was my first day with blocks E,F,G and H so I figure'd you'd wanna hear about how that went :P

Okay so for starters, I have the most fucked up english teacher ever. His name is Mr. Hardy and he is a chupacabra. If you don't know what a chupacabra is, its a spanish monster that is kind of like a vampire... only... oh fuck... He sucks on goats. Chupacabra litteraly means Goat Sucker. I mean, he's a shy, awkward little man but when that goat came in for his breakfast... I was scared... Anyways he's relatively normal, so I guess that's okay.

Next class was History. My history teacher's name is Mr. Ben and he is a centaur. but he's the scariest mother fucking centaur I've ever seen. He has long black hair and pure red eyes. His face looks sharp and as though he'd trample you if you tried to argue with him. I have him with Liam and Liam looked equaly as afraid... so note to self. Dont fuck with Mr. Ben...

After that I had music with Miss Pinkfinger. Miss Pinkfinger is a fairy with long blonde hair and bright blue and pink eyes. She has a pair of pink wings and is very attractive. She's quite good at music actually. She's just a bit too bubbly for me... She told me to change my shirt because it was black... then she asked me if I was depressed and hugged me, telling me everything would be alright... I held back the urge to beat her face in. Who knows, at the end of this year, I might be popping the cork of some lovely red fairy bitch wine. Who knows :)

Finally at the end of the day, I had acting with Miss Leonoraelisia. We just call her Miss L. Miss L is a wood elf with short brown hair and sharp brown eyes. She's very calm and kind unless you piss her off... then she gets moody and throws shit at you. Lets just say I'm glad someone else pissed her off today and not me.

Didn't meet anyone new today, just an fyi, other wise it would be in here. People avoid me like the plague. Probably because im inter-socialling as the teachers call it. Oh well, life goes on. Its just to bad life will go on in this school for 12 more years -_-"

I was turned into a vampire against my will, was bitched at by some guy, treated like an object by some psycho bitch then ran away to a fucking horrible school where only two out of the six thousand students and twenty-seven staff members.

FML.

-Ryder March Vondescure

Monday, August 9, 2010

Post Twelve

Evening... or should I say morning mother fuckers ;) Two things I want to say before I tell you about what happened today.
One: I got a sitemeter awhile ago and checked the views for this site. Holy crap 121 since I've started! I never knew so many people cared! This is so amazing! Also, don't be afraid to say hello in the comments. I wont bite :P
Two: Mika and Liam are dead. No but they are healing from heavy injuries for hacking. Luckily both of them have crazy regenerative powers, so it all works out.

So as stated yesterday, today I went to a theme park. It was a travelling one that was in the area, and also seemed to know about vampires, werewolves and all of that stuff. So they have special hours for the students in Mitternacht from 10:00-2:00 am. Some of the teachers even go, so it was kind of weird seeing them just walking around like normal. It was really great being there though. It made me feel... normal again, if that's possible in a crowd of fairies, wolves, vampires and mermaids. But in all seriousness. Tonight was really good. I met some people too, including Mika's brother. Who might I add is a total douche. He's in Liam and my grade, and holy crap was he a little fucker! All he did was insult Mika the entire time, calling her ugly and stupid. God. I really wanted to beat him up. Anyways, after we escaped him, we went around and just had a really great night.

I'd like to say now, I retract the feminine comments I've made about Liam. Liam made me after he won me a giant teddy bear in the rifle shooting game. Holy shit. Never give that boy a gun. He will almost assuredly get a direct hit. Anyways, he gave me the teddy bear as a way to show that he is manly. I also found out something about Liam. Liam is a prince! No joke. Apparently thats why the fairies at the school hate him. They think Liam is just there to make a joke of them all and they hate that he's so feminine. I felt kinda bad for him when I found that out, but he told me not to worry about it. That all fairy royalty have to go through it. I told him that I thought it was bullshit, but he just told me to drop it then we went to go get ice cream. I seriously think this school has some issues though... I mean, Liam, Mika and I are the only group that go out of their usual races and hang out with each other. Everyone else is afraid. I think I'm going to have to change that soon... Anyways, I'm exhausted so I'm going to bed.
Keep being human mofos ;)

-Ryder March Vondescure

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Post Eleven

APOLOGIES APOLOGIES! I'm sorry there was no post yesterday! After the tour and going through my classes, I just couldn't find time to post once I went back to my room. I was so exhausted. But because I love you all so much, I'm posting today despite the fact that I just want to curl up and die... again... <.< Fuck >.< So fucking tired XD anyways, I'm sure you're wondering what happened on my first day of school, so here we go!

So I woke up to Liam in my face. Yeah, thought he was a girl again, but I managed to stop myself from saying anything to him. He smirked as he tossed me my course list.
"Hey bloodsucker, you'd better get up." He stated, walking towards the door. I glared at him.
"I resent that, asshole." I growled. He just kept his smirk on his face as he opened it, grabing his bag.
"Yeah well I don't really care much about bullshitting people now do I?" He taunted before begining to exit. I quickly leapt up, ignoring the fact that I was still in my pyjamas.
"Yeah, pretty boy? Come on, i can take you any day, princess!" I snarled. He spun around to say something, but quickly stopped when he eyed me.
"You wear that to bed? With a male room mate?" He asked. I felt my face flush a bit if that was even possible.
"Well I wasn't expecting to have a room mate, was I fucker? And besides, you're pretty much a female to me." I snarled. He glared at me as he walked back.
"You're walking a thin line, leech. Keep that attitude up and you'll be sleeping outside tonight." He growled. I glared at him.
"Yeah well, you don't bullshit me, I dont bullshit you." I stated, shoving him back out, "Now let me get changed."
Liam glared at me as he exited but did as I said. As soon as he was gone I quickly changed and got ready for my day. I grabbed my bag and hurried down the stairs to my first class.

My first teacher, my math teacher, was a banshee named Ms. Mizziree. Needless to say the majority of that class was her screaming... some kids fainted. A mermaid had to go to the nurse's room. But at least she looked somewhat good... she looked to be about fourty-eight with long black hair and yellow eyes. Anyways, she certainly kept your attention on her lesson.

My second teacher of that day was a lycan, my P.E. teacher. He was a bit short for his age but rather young looking. no more that his early twenties. he had darker skin and dark brown eyes. His hair was cut short and black. Mr. Barque definately seemed to favour the lycans and were-wolves... >.< I ended up going to the medical room for a head injury... where I was treated by Mr. Barque again... -_-"

For vampirism 101, my teacher was of course a vampire. Her name was Ms. Vadestru. She seemed nice enough, and was more attractive than Jessamine. Ms. Vadestru looks to be about 19 (though she said she's actually 150) and she has long auburn hair and of course pure white eyes. But as nice as Ms. Vadestru is, it doesn't change the obvious fact. And that fact is this:

I don't belong in this world.

I am the least vampiric child in this school. I sometimes hate it actually. It sucks alot... The other kids know it too so they like to rub it in...

Once vampirism 101 was over, I went to Art where I met Mr. Cee, a mermaid. Now, I don't know if you've ever seen a mermaid out of water before, but they look relatively human. Mr. Cee has thick black/blue hair with pure black eyes and somewhat pointed teeth. he has long nails and webbed fingers as well. But he's quite nice. He's also quite young looking like Ms. Vadestru. About 20 looking, though he said he's older than that.

Oncec my day was done, I met up with Mika and Liam (who was still mad at me) and we went out to get some dinner. Despite popular belief, vampires can still eat food. It just doesnt satisfy the person. Yet for me, it felt really nice to get a McDonalds burger. Anyways, as we sat there, something became clear to me. Liam, Mika and I are all at the bottom of the food chain in school. Everyone else from the school that was there just gave us weird or dirty looks. I even got shoved a few times. When we went back, Liam and I headed down to our room and I crashed almost instantly. then I woke up today, which is a saturday thus meaning no fuckin school! FUCK YES

So today, Liam, Mika and I went to the mall. We didnt do much besides hang out and shop. I had to wear a hoody, jeans and carry an umbrella. That wasn't too pleasent but it was a nice day, anyways. Nothing really happened other than that... I'm sure there'll be more to report tomorrow though

Anyways I'm exhausted, I've got to get some sleep. Tomorrow Liam, Mika and I are going to the theme park near by at night so that I can actually do shit in normal clothes. I might wear something cute, but I don't know. Apparently alot of people go to these things... hmm maybe I'll get a boyfriend? XD god I'm being such a girl. OKAY MOTHER FUCKERS! Bye :P

Ryder March Vondescure

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Post Ten

Well, good evening anyone who reads this and my fucking fantastic single follower ;) As you can tell, I'm a bit happier today. I'm out of the house and apparently in a school that is undetectable by anything unless they are shown exactly where it is and Jessamine only knows the name. So in other words, unless I seek Jessamine out, she can't find me... unless I'm ever alone... Which I wont be! Because this new school is littered with everything! Lycans, werewolves, vampires, spirits, mermaids, fairies, centaurs, anthros... practically anything you could think of. I did have a bit of a bad run in today though... well a few. The first one was when I met my room mate. I was told that some of the rooms had both girls and boys in one. So I might have a boy in my room. Well, I enter my room and this person is standing there... a fucking fairy. It had short, wavy brown hair that went just below the ears and looked almost like a pixie cut. Then it was wearing a light blue shirt and blue jeans, and it's wings were purple. Even it's skin and nails were tinted purple! When it turned around, it had the prettiest eyes I'd ever seen on both human and supernatural creature. So naturally I thought it was a girl. My mistake was saying aloud: "Thank god, I thought I'd be stuck with a boy as a room mate."

Yeah. Big mistake. Lets just say, it turns out my room mate's name is Liam Lavenderfoot and has a huge problem with being mistaken for a boy. After I had been chased out of there, I ran down the hall and ran smack into a group of lycans. You know, even if it's an accident, lycans are extremely touchy. They assume just because a vampire accidentally bumps them, they're being racist and discriminating against their kind. I quickly explained that I was running away from my room mate and it was an accident, but they didn't listen. Luckily someone helped me out. Her name's Mika Valko. She has long, thick black and piercing green eyes. seriously it looks like someone took a highlighter and coloured her eyes. She's lightly tanned and she's so fucking pretty. She told me I was nice when I called her gorgeous :) She told me she wants to be a model, but its hard when every time you get mad, you turn into a wolf-beast. She's a year older than me (in Supernatural school, you go until you're 30 if you're an immortal) and she told me she'd help me out if I need it. She apparently also has a brother my age who, in her words, is a total douche bag. I told her about my problem with 'Lavenderfoot' and it turns out she knows him. They're acquaintances because no one likes it when species intertwine and become friends or worse (gasp) date. I hope I can break this barrier because Mika seems like a really awesome person. Anyways, she helped me get back into my room and as it turns out, Liam is a pretty awesome dude too. I apologized for calling him feminine and explained that I only drink packaged blood if he was worried about that. Liam told me he hadn't even thought about that at all. He apparently doesn't associate every vampire with drinking human blood and what not. As it turns out, Liam is in my grade and an immortal as well so he'll be graduating with me as well. It's pretty sweet here so far :) I'm really liking it, and there's no sign of dangers at all (except for that lycan gang... seriously made me shit my pants... >.>"). My class list for tomorrow is as followed:

Block A Math
Block B P.E
Block C Vampirism 101
Block D Art
Block E English
Block F History
Block G Music
Block H Acting

Yeah, apparently all the science we need is in Vampirism, so its now an alternative course. Which is fine for me because I hate science. Anyways, I'd better get to sleep so I can get up for school tomorrow. Night everyone :)

-Ryder March Vondescure