Post Thirteen

Well, it is 12:53 and despite the fact that I am EXHAUSTED, I am writing again to you all because I just love you that much ;P Plus it was my first day with blocks E,F,G and H so I figure'd you'd wanna hear about how that went :P

Okay so for starters, I have the most fucked up english teacher ever. His name is Mr. Hardy and he is a chupacabra. If you don't know what a chupacabra is, its a spanish monster that is kind of like a vampire... only... oh fuck... He sucks on goats. Chupacabra litteraly means Goat Sucker. I mean, he's a shy, awkward little man but when that goat came in for his breakfast... I was scared... Anyways he's relatively normal, so I guess that's okay.

Next class was History. My history teacher's name is Mr. Ben and he is a centaur. but he's the scariest mother fucking centaur I've ever seen. He has long black hair and pure red eyes. His face looks sharp and as though he'd trample you if you tried to argue with him. I have him with Liam and Liam looked equaly as afraid... so note to self. Dont fuck with Mr. Ben...

After that I had music with Miss Pinkfinger. Miss Pinkfinger is a fairy with long blonde hair and bright blue and pink eyes. She has a pair of pink wings and is very attractive. She's quite good at music actually. She's just a bit too bubbly for me... She told me to change my shirt because it was black... then she asked me if I was depressed and hugged me, telling me everything would be alright... I held back the urge to beat her face in. Who knows, at the end of this year, I might be popping the cork of some lovely red fairy bitch wine. Who knows :)

Finally at the end of the day, I had acting with Miss Leonoraelisia. We just call her Miss L. Miss L is a wood elf with short brown hair and sharp brown eyes. She's very calm and kind unless you piss her off... then she gets moody and throws shit at you. Lets just say I'm glad someone else pissed her off today and not me.

Didn't meet anyone new today, just an fyi, other wise it would be in here. People avoid me like the plague. Probably because im inter-socialling as the teachers call it. Oh well, life goes on. Its just to bad life will go on in this school for 12 more years -_-"

I was turned into a vampire against my will, was bitched at by some guy, treated like an object by some psycho bitch then ran away to a fucking horrible school where only two out of the six thousand students and twenty-seven staff members.

FML.

-Ryder March Vondescure